8 Must-Have Lingerie Items

Okay, so Elle Magazine here in Canada just came out with an article on their Fashionism website entitled “8 Must-Have Lingerie Items”

Here’s what they had to say:

Must-have lingerie

Sexy pieces every woman should have in her lingerie drawer.

If you want your lingerie to sizzle all year ’round — turn up the heat with some super-salicious pieces.  ELLE Canada visited hot lingerie shop, Avec Plaisir, in Toronto, where sexy celebs like Mariah Carey and Catherine Zeta Jones head for their unmentionables.  We chat with owner Vasilia on how to build the perfect lingerie wardrobe.

  • Demi-lace bra For those low-cut items that give just a glimpse of décolletage, you need something that’s flirty and stands out.
  • Bustier Bra  A bustier gives you lift and sex appeal. “It’s perfect for under a jacket,” says Vasilia, “or any item where you want to show something off. La Perla makes some beautiful ones.”
  • Well-fitted corset No ladies, corsets aren’t just reserved for the 18th century or weddings. Corsets cinch the waist and enhance curves, plus, due to modern technological advancements, you can actually breathe in them.
  • Long Gown A flowing knit gown is a no-fuss approach to sleepwear but still exudes a sex kitten look. “Comfort and sexiness is what all women want,” explains Vasilia.
  • Baby Doll Innocent and va-va-voom at the same time, a lacy black baby doll will bring out the inner romantic in you. ” It’s so comfy and playful,” says Vasilia. “and oh-so-flirty.”
  • Strapless Bra Set A must! It’s the turn-to bra in the summer or for that perfect cocktail dress and every woman needs one. “Getting the whole set, complete with flirty panties and sexy garter makes it extra special,” explains Vasilia, “especially if only you know they are under there!”
  • French-seamed stockings The best way to describe a pair of well-made French-seamed hose — sultry. Vasilia insists it’s “a must-have.” Bonus: The seam up the back is like a magnet for a guy’s eye.
  • Fish net stay-ups A slick pair of fish net hose never goes out of style and nothing gives more definition to your legs. “It’s worth investing in high-end stockings,” says Vasilia, “they complete your outfit and make you look very polished. Opt for a pair from Wolford, they’re worth the investment!”

For more information, please check out www.avecplasir.com or call: 416-922-7702.

(Unfortunately, the original article is no longer available)

I’m bringing this to your attention for a couple reasons.  First off, it would appear that corsets, seamed stockings and fishnets are becoming more and more mainstream.  Good?  I think so.  But what’s left for those of us who would like to continue to dress on the edge?  Wearing latex to the PTA meeting?

And what’s all this about comfort?  It’s not important to all of us.  Remember what “Fernando” on SNL used to say (with his sexy Spanish accent) .. “Darlings, it’s better to rook good than to feel good!

And secondly, I did notice there were two things on the list that I don’t even own.  And not surprisingly, they’re the two most mainstream items on the list, in my opinion.  A baby doll and a long night gown.

Sooooo .. if mainstream girls are gonna start wearing the stuff that are staples in my wardrobe, I’m going to start wearing their things!

Anyone want to send me a baby doll or a long gown? I really don’t want to freak the ladies out when I strut my tranny self into the type of lingerie store that specializes in them.  I promise to wear them for you and will do a photo album or two for my site. *giggling*

A guy is walking the Vegas Strip ……

I thought I’d share this with you. Some of you will understand this intimately, and hopefully agree!

A guy is walking the strip in Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye.

He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?”  The Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.” The guy says, “$500 dollars!  For a hand-job!  Holy crap!  No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”  “Yes.”  “Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”  “Yes.”  “And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”  “Yes.”  “Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those.  And I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”  So the guy says, “What the hell?  You only live once.   I’ll give it a try.”

They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.  He is so amazed he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”  The hooker replies, “$1,500.”  “I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”  The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy.  Do you see that casino just across the street?  I own that casino outright.  And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”  The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so and says, “Sign me up.”

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.  He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth.  He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.  He asks the hooker, “How much for some pussy?”  The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something..  Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us:  All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and shows?” “

Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”  “No,” the hooker replies, “but I would… if I had a pussy.”

Thought you might like that .. especially if you visit sites like mine 🙂  But where do I find guys like that?  Back-to-back O’s and he’s looking for more?

Back from Hiatus

Well after a short but necessary hiatus I’m back.  My apologies to those who emailed me or came by to look for updates during my absence.  If this was a pay site I would have honored my obligations and continued the weekly updates but since it isn’t, I was able to put things aside for a while with a clear conscience.

So, look for new photos on a weekly basis and even a new video or two.  And again, your feedback is always appreciated.  My service agreement with my hosting service expires soon so your words will help motivate me to renew.

Oh sure, there are younger, sexier gurls out there and many who like to lose their panties for the camera, but I’m hotter … in a sick and twisted way .. and best of all, I’m free!

Stay tuned.